Long Angry Articles

Long articles that will help make you a less worse DM or sometimes a less worse player.

Updated every other Wednesday.

Three Shocking Things You Won’t Believe About D&D Combat

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August 27, 2014
Scry Bait Featured

Let’s not waste a lot of time with long-a$&, rambling introductions. I’ve written about handing actions, running basic encounters, building basic encounters, and social interaction. So, it’s time to wade into a topic very near and dear to the shriveled blackened chest-nugget that passes for my heart: combat encounters. As is sort of standard for...
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Everything I Need to Know, I Learned on Zebes

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May 20, 2014
Zebes

Look, I have a huge ego. In addition to all the tweeting, this blog, that DM Word of the Week thing, tweeting on a separate account when I want to talk about video games, and handing out advice on ask.fm, I also ask the Internet watch me play video games live on Twitch while I...
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Gaming for Fun (Part 2): Getting Engaged

10
February 5, 2014
Taking the Game Seriously

To Recap… Look, my word count is high enough and the first part of this two part extravaganza hasn’t gone anywhere. If you haven’t read it, READ IT. If you’ve forgotten it, READ IT AGAIN. Seriously, put in some f$&%ing effort. You should see how I recap my D&D sessions. However, I will (grudgingly...
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Gaming for Fun (Part 1): Eight Kinds of Fun

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January 27, 2014
Taking the Game Seriously

If you ask the average GM “what is the point of an RPG” or “how do you win” or “what’s your job as a GM,” I’m pretty certain you’re going here the word “fun” in the answer. “The point is to have fun.” “You win when everyone has fun.” “Your job is to make...
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Thy Game-Mastering Commandments

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January 20, 2014
For DMs

The start of the New Year is traditionally a time to reflect on your shortcomings and failures and to resolve to improve yourself. As such, I generally spend the start of the New Year playing video games. Self-improvement is wasted on those of us who are already practically perfect in all the ways that...
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